Are you eligible to enter the competition?
In order to enter this exclusive tournament you must play in at least three qualifying drinking events. These events shall be deemed to have been completed when and if you can show that you can drink your own body weight in beer (or Stella Shandy) whichever you prefer and present evidence of defecation in the woods (photos will suffice). Thereafter you will be invited to attend an interview with the competition committee who will ultimately decide upon your eligibility to compete. Note noone who can actually play golf should apply.
In order to enter this exclusive tournament you must play in at least three qualifying drinking events. These events shall be deemed to have been completed when and if you can show that you can drink your own body weight in beer (or Stella Shandy) whichever you prefer and present evidence of defecation in the woods (photos will suffice). Thereafter you will be invited to attend an interview with the competition committee who will ultimately decide upon your eligibility to compete. Note noone who can actually play golf should apply.
The Bowels Open tournament isn’t the UK’s most prestigious amateur golf event and doesn’t attract golfers from around the world. Indeed for the last 5 years it has pretty much been the same bunch of bumbling halfwits hacking their way round various golf courses. Since the inaugural event in 1999 the competition has however gone from strength to strength with those taking part continuing to honour the traditions of boozing, burping and talking bollocks. It is a wonder that any of us can actually see straight to play golf come Friday but there you are.
About The Trophy....
Brought from a second hand shop for seventy five pence the bowels open trophy is a magnificent silver (well silver coloured) goblet. It stands on a solid wood plinth (a piece of 4” by 2” borrowed from a building site) and has been painstakingly engraved to show the yearly winners apart from when Stan won when it was savagely vandalised by a maniac engraver. This is truly a trophy of champions!
Brought from a second hand shop for seventy five pence the bowels open trophy is a magnificent silver (well silver coloured) goblet. It stands on a solid wood plinth (a piece of 4” by 2” borrowed from a building site) and has been painstakingly engraved to show the yearly winners apart from when Stan won when it was savagely vandalised by a maniac engraver. This is truly a trophy of champions!
